Responding to http://oneminutewriter.blogspot.com/2009/03/todays-writing-prompt-advice.html
Dear everyone, I only have a minute so listen up...
Parents and Quacks: Vaccinations do not cause autism, but homeopathy kills
Economists and bankers: Fractional reserve banking creates wealth out of debt - eventually it has to be paid back
Artists: You can't do extra poo every day in order to have less shit in your life overall (the artist's wank)
Business people: You are not a mouse, who cares where the cheese is?
Psychologists: You should be making the world a better place for people, not a worse place for rats