Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Advice

Responding to http://oneminutewriter.blogspot.com/2009/03/todays-writing-prompt-advice.html


Dear everyone, I only have a minute so listen up...

Parents and Quacks: Vaccinations do not cause autism, but homeopathy kills
Economists and bankers: Fractional reserve banking creates wealth out of debt - eventually it has to be paid back
Artists: You can't do extra poo every day in order to have less shit in your life overall (the artist's wank)
Business people: You are not a mouse, who cares where the cheese is?
Psychologists: You should be making the world a better place for people, not a worse place for rats

1 comment:

patagoniantruthfish said...

Wow I managed to write something that got modded _off_ the one minute writer forums. Hopefully it was because I used the words 'shit' and 'wank', and not because of the sound advice contained therein.