Thursday, May 22, 2014

Celebrity Walk of Shameless

Move over Grauman's Chinese Theatre because, fresh from the 80s, Auckland's own Victoria Park has you in its sights!


Just  <3


 Clearly not such bright stars as Billy T - McPhail & Gadsby had to share a panel


This is who we used to call upon to "fix" matches in the old days... BY WINNING THEM
 Holy hell. What... What happened to his left hand? Is that the one he bowled with??!?


Okay, Barry, you can write your own tagline... As long as it's original.


Okay, John, you can write your own tagline... As long as it's SUPERlative


Author. Huh. I thought she was famous for something else.


Aww. Little handprint in the corner... That's pretty cute.


Lynda & Jools also relegated to a single panel.
BUT THEIR TINY MUTANT HANDS ALL FIT SO THEY HAVE THAT GOING FOR THEM


That's not even Charisma's foot. That is a shoe. Did they BRING the horse?


Kiwi spirit. Not the first 4 minute miler, but the first to do it 100 times, by gum.


1984 - (outgoing!) Prime Minister of New Zealand


They even roped in the High Commissioner to India! 



Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Unsolicited Carey Marx review

Just saw his Intensive Carey show at the Classic, Auckland. Super very awesome, brutally honest, moving autobiographical storytelling comedy <3 - if you have the chance you should totes see it. On the rest of the week comedy.co.nz

Beautiful blend of dark surrealism you might know him for but with pointy actual realism bits. You'll laugh, he'll cry, something for everyone.